What Baseball Has Done to Baseball, in 25 phrases or fewer:
The winner is reader John Fleming, who submitted, “It is absolutely unhappy seeing one whole aspect of the infield open whereas a .188 hitter tries to hit a house run.”
Sad, pathetic, self-destructive, senseless, idiotic, mindless, ludicrous. Take your choose, gather all of them, commerce ’em with your pals.
Every baseball fan who realizes that the quickest means again to dwelling plate is to first attain first base, ideally by operating there, by now acknowledges that some analytics are, at greatest, junk science, and at worst, a coast-to-coast con .
Instead of studying the room — or on this case, studying a dugout — managers and entrance workplace geeks depend on analytical possibilities that recommend not solely that numerous moments will unfold precisely as others, however that these repeated occasions occur by the handfuls.
And each artificially added “remedy” for The Game appears to worsen its afflictions.
The paucity of hitting brought on by the analytical willingness to hit into shifts and to strike out in alternate for just a few dwelling runs, impressed foresight-bereft commissioner Rob Manfred to “add” offense via utilizing the designated hitter in each leagues.
Yet, the one “enchancment” is discovered amongst those that discover studying boxscores an train in fulfilling one’s day by day requirement of slapstick comedy.
Manfred’s DH remedy is such that MLB’s .243 total batting common is trending to be the bottom in historical past. So how’s that new DH rule working? It’s like treating eczema with extra aggressive scratching.
Designated hitters are now simply the tenth man in lineups that embrace batters who are hitting beneath .200, plus one or two who are headed that means.
Consider: Cleveland’s frequent DH, Franmil Reyes, till despatched to the minors on Tuesday, was batting .213 with 104 strikeouts in 263 at-bats. The group’s DH struck out 40 % of the time!
Last Friday, Twins DH Miguel Sano struck out 3 times in three at-bats. He was hitting .083 in 20 video games this season.
Against the Yankees final week, Royals DH Bobby Witt Jr., struck out 4 occasions in 4 at-bats. Next got here Mariners’ DH Kyle Lewis. In consecutive video games towards the Yankees he was 0-for-8, 5 strikeouts. He left city batting .153 within the 16 video games he has performed.
In Diamondbacks-Braves final Saturday, the DH’s struck out 5 occasions in seven at-bats. Against Cleveland, Arizona DH Seth Beer, batting .200, went 0-for-4, three strikeouts.
The nice pity of all of it is that this by no means needed to be. It’s a matter of self-design, then self-affliction, then self-ruin. The DH remedy has shortly turn out to be predicated on doing the identical silly, bare-minimum, forget-fundamentals issues — solely extra occasions per recreation. Brilliant!
Teams slogan finished received super-silly
It’s generally known as pandering to low requirements and expectations:
I do not know why the NBA chooses to advertise semi-literacy and damaging racial stereotypes. But first the Raptors launched “We the North” as its proud salute to a stuck-in-reverse grammatical tradition.
Then the Grizzlies adopted as their group and fan chant, “Whoop That Trick!” — road slang for beating one’s girlfriend into obedience.
The Knicks have marketed “We right here” — one other try to take advantage of black, uneducated, retrograde dialect.
If I had been black, I’d be livid over such insulting antiquated minstrel present remedies that emphasize a damaging stereotype. Heck, I’m white and such “cannot anticipate higher” advertising and marketing is repulsive.
But Adam Silver, one other panderer to no good finish, sees, hears and speaks no disapproval.
The Knicks’ gross sales marketing campaign was in live performance with New Era, the massive leagues-licensed group caps maker that after solemnly denied that it designs and markets to color-coded road gangs — even when it did manufacture a particular Yankees cap for the murderous Latin Kings .
Like Nike, New Era does not function on a want. It is aware of who’s shopping for what for the way a lot, how typically and why. In different phrases, they right here.
Bill Rogan, native sportscaster and writer gone West to pursue the bizarre — he is now the second 12 months supervisor of the Santa Fe Fuego within the impartial Pecos League, needed to share this about an opponent, Najay King, power-hitting first baseman for the Garden City Wind.
In a latest recreation, Santa Fe shortstop Phil Buckingham took a vicious dangerous hop proper within the chops. Buckingham went down bleeding.
As the group “drugs package” was hustled out in direction of Buckingham, Garden City’s King ran to the scene, as effectively.
“May I examine in your participant? I’m a paramedic,” King requested Rogan.
Of course, in fact! King then carried out all the usual EMT procedures, beginning with, “What is your full title?” Buckingham recovered, stayed within the recreation.
Najay King, added Western Bill Rogan, is from Brooklyn, NY
Sad however unsurprising was Craig Carton and “Promo Code: Evan” Roberts on Tuesday, making an attempt to destroy a TV baseball reporter for not breaking any trade-deadline tales.
Of course, nothing prevented both of them from breaking tales. And for years, Roberts would not have dared to be heard on WFAN with out first scouring the newspapers from which he might report info because the residue of his laborious work.
But, as are the phrases of his engagement, Carton needed to take it additional, mocking the reporter as a result of he is brief.
Gee, if the reporter solely limped, as effectively, consider the enjoyable Carton would’ve had. Imagine, a 53-year-old skilled schoolyard bully.
A ‘hefty’ payday for Zion
So, Zion Williamson’s new cope with the Pelicans — roughly $200 million regardless that he has missed most of his first three seasons to accidents — features a weight clause to attempt to reduce the pressure on his decrease physique.
In January 2020, upon calling the sport wherein Williamson made his NBA debut after 44 video games on the injured listing, ESPN’s Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson stated what was tough to overlook: Williamson appeared obese. He was listed at 285, however Van Gundy stated that appeared low. Both had been scorched by followers and even media for saying such insensitive issues.
Now Williamson’s deal features a weight clause.
Now that Big Ten groups — together with money-bleeding, taxpayer-funded Rutgers, final 12 months’s reported athletic division deficit: $73 million — should recurrently fly to California to play convention additions USC and UCLA, the place are all these environmentally delicate college students to protest all the additional gas to move the student-athletes there and again?
In different phrases, it’s going to price much more cash for Rutgers, as soon as generally known as a prestigious college, to proceed to dig its cash gap — principally to fund big-time, Big Ten soccer.
And now discounted RU soccer tickets are being offered at Costco. Yes, a life’s provide of cole slaw, a six-pack of Turtle Wax and 4 tickets to RU’s pay-to-play dwelling opener towards second division Wagner, final 12 months 3-6. Thank you, come once more!
Next, based on impeachable sources, the Big East will make related additions of far-flung schools, because the convention is renamed The Big Far East.
I’d be wanting to see Brittney Griner returned, ASAP, from jail in Russia, simply to gauge how she feels about repatriation.
FanDuel adverts on SNY’s Mets’ telecasts: “Every at-bat is an opportunity to win huge!” Obviously, these sports activities betting operations — which have teamed with leagues, groups and networks — have discovered a loophole in FTC guidelines for false promoting.
The LA Rams are being sued — once more — by a PSL investor. Previously, the group settled with a gaggle of St. Louis followers who had been left holding a big, empty bag when the Rams bolted for the West Coast. Hopefully Roger Goodell is subpoenaed within the new swimsuit to repeat his bogus declare that “PSLs are good investments.”