As if our nation wasn’t already divided sufficient…
Insomnia cookies > Crumble cookies
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) July 27, 2022
To be clear, I’m glad to trip the center of the aisle right here. I’ll gladly and bravely eat both – each, even! – at any given hour of the day.
Word of the Day: Torpor.
TWO-SPORT STAR? CJ Stroud’s the preseason Heisman Trophy favourite, however primarily based on what individuals are saying, it feels like perhaps he ought to be the preseason Naismith favourite, too.
And by “folks,” I imply CJ Stroud.
Stroud went out at Big Ten Media Days yesterday and hyped himself up as a shooter whereas claiming that he thinks the Buckeye soccer workforce may very well be the Buckeye basketball workforce in hoops – and was presumably severe.
CJ Stroud says he lately beat Jaxon Smith-Njigba in HORSE 9 straight occasions. He says he is the most effective shooter on the workforce, though Dawand Jones is probably the most full basketball participant … and he thinks a bunch of soccer gamers might beat the Ohio State basketball workforce. pic.twitter.com/v0kc4a8f93
— Dan Hope (@Dan_Hope) July 27, 2022
I’m skeptical! But I love his confidence!
But he higher watch his again now, as a result of it sounds just like the Basketbucks are about that motion.
Yall let him know we down to hoop
— Eugene Brown III (@eugenebrown3_) July 27, 2022
@CJ7STROUD lets run it then https://t.co/6F3QGwP2R
— Zed Key (@iamzedkey) July 27, 2022
I’m simply livid they waited till the season is nearly upon us to begin this speak. Bring this out in mid-June after I want content material!
SOFTEN THAT STANCE. Do you realize what’s a really clear byproduct of immediately turning into arguably probably the most highly effective convention in school soccer? No longer giving a shit about anyone else.
In the previous, Kevin Warren has been just about adamant that Power Five convention champions ought to get an automated bid to an expanded College Football Playoff.
But now with the Big Ten assembling the rattling Avengers and making certain that the convention could have one if not two groups in the playoff yearly…
Big Ten commissioner Kevin Warren mentioned Wednesday that he is not going to take a tough line stance on automated College Football Playoff berths for Power 5 convention champions heading into the following set of CFP enlargement conferences. This had been a public sticking level for Warren in the previous.
“I’m going to soften my stance on it,” Warren informed The Athletic. “I simply really feel like we now have to give some credit score for convention regular-season success. Now, no matter that appears like, I do not know.”
He added that there are “artistic methods” to try this that are not automated qualifiers, and meaning it is a solvable subject, not an immovable one.
This is nearly as superb of a egocentric heel flip because the backstabbing he carried out to just about kill the ACC/Big Ten/Pac-12 Alliance when he stole USC and UCLA from the Pac-12 after just about explicitly agreeing not to.
Personally, I believe the brand new Kevin Warren guidelines and it is a pleasant change of tempo from the model of him stumbling by the pandemic.
CAN I GET A COUPLE BUCKS. Michael Thomas is formally again in motion after taking part in simply 4 video games in the previous two seasons. He’s for sure excited to get again, however he is additionally excited to have a brand new, however acquainted face lining up on the opposite facet of him.
— New Orleans Saints (@Saints) July 27, 2022
I do not assume my mind might probably even invent a participant that compliments Thomas’ sport extra completely than Chris Olave, so I’m profoundly stoked to see the absurd numbers they put up, particularly with Jameis Winston working that spray and pray offense this yr .
DESIGN YOUR GAME. By this time subsequent yr, I’m lastly going to give you the option to waste my life away taking part in video video games once more, and the SEC’s lizard king needs to understand how I’m going to do it.
Whats one new characteristic you completely want to see when the NCAA Football online game re-launches subsequent yr?
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) July 27, 2022
Personally, I’m prepared for the mini-game that permits you to take management of a power and conditioning assistant and degree a fan that runs out on the sector.
SONG OF THE DAY. “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt.
NOT STICKING TO SPORTS. A client will get his Clubcard tattooed on his arm so he by no means misses grocery store offers… Pigs can breathe by their buttholes and so might you… California needs to make low cost insulin… How Hot Topic outlined a technology of emo youngsters. .. How James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” grew to become probably the most hated tune of the 2000s…